Britain Raises Minimum Age to Purchase Ketchup, Eggs

| 0 Comments | 0 TrackBacks

In a move that will likely spoil breakfast for many of the country's youth, the Norfolk Police Department has urged supermarkets to prohibit the "sales of eggs and tomato ketchup to young people in a bid to cut anti-social behaviour." Although "squirting ketchup [is] not a criminal act," Sergeant Andy Brown informs us, "it could be possible to bring charges of criminal damage if paintwork [is] damaged on homes or vehicles."

No word yet on whether or not the Heinz family will protest.

No TrackBacks

TrackBack URL:

Leave a comment

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by Sobriquet Magazine published on April 9, 2008 8:01 PM.

John C. Woo on the Legality of Torture was the previous entry in this blog.

Acquittal Does Not Preclude Punishment is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.